In preparation for writing my thesis, I reenacted the Sesame Street book of the same title.
starring lovable, old Jess.
"This is a very dull page. What is on the next pages?"
"WHAT DID THAT SAY?
"Shhhh - Listen, I have an idea. If you do not turn any pages, we will never get to the end of this book.
"YOU TURNED THE PAGE!!"
"Maybe you do not understand. You see, turning pages will bring us to the end of this book, and there is a monster at the end of this book...
"YOU TURNED ANOTHER PAGE! You do not know what you are doing to me! now...STOP TURNING PAGES!"
"THERE! I, Jess, am nailing this page to the next one so that you will not be able to turn it, and we will not get any closer to the Monster at the end of this book."
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
"THIS will stop you from turning pages. A heavy, thick, solid, strong BRICK WALL. I would just like to see you tru to turn this page."
"Do you know that you are very strong?"
"The next pafe is the end of this book and there is a Monster at the end of this book. Oh, I am so scared!
"Well, look at that! This is the end of the book, and the only one here is...ME
"Oh, I am so embarrassed..."